Denise is reading Ben Jones’ blog & laughing uproariously every minute or so. Then she finds a post that really kills her.
Denise (laughing): Listen to this one: “People make fun of the fact that I wear a Speedo when I swim.”
Scott: Like you are now.
Denise (outraged): I’m not wearing a speedo!
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Posted on December 30th, 2005 by Scott Granneman
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From Matt Asay’s “Words to live by“:
This was one of the few things I learned at Stanford Law School: you never want to have to enforce a contract, because the clear interpretation of a contract becomes much less clear the minute both sides stop agreeing on that interpretation.
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Posted on December 19th, 2005 by Scott Granneman
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From Bruce Schneier’s “Should Terrorism be Reported in the News?” in Crypto-Gram (15 May 2005):
One of the things I routinely tell people is that if it’s in the news, don’t worry about it. By definition, “news” means that it hardly ever happens. If a risk is in the news, then it’s probably not worth worrying [...]
Posted on December 12th, 2005 by Scott Granneman
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From Bruce Schneier’s “REAL ID” in Crypto-Gram (15 May 2005):
REAL ID also prohibits states from issuing driver’s licenses to illegal aliens. This makes no sense, and will only result in these illegal aliens driving without licenses — which isn’t going to help anyone’s security. (This is an interesting insecurity, and is a direct result of [...]
Posted on December 12th, 2005 by Scott Granneman
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From Bruce Schneier’s “Sensitive Security Information (SSI)” in Crypto-Gram (15 March 2005):
For decades, the U.S. government has had systems in place for dealing with military secrets. Information is classified as either Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, or one of many “compartments” of information above Top Secret. Procedures for dealing with classified information were rigid: classified topics [...]
Posted on December 12th, 2005 by Scott Granneman
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