George Bernard Shaw supposedly asked a woman if she would sleep with him for a million pounds. Her demure response was “Certainly.” But when he asked her if she would sleep with him for 10 pounds, her response was “Sir, what do you think I am?”, to which Shaw retorted “Madam, we’ve already determined what you are. Now we’re just haggling over the price.”
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Posted on November 27th, 2005 by Scott Granneman
Categories: Commonplace Book
Tags: funny, language, money, overheard, prostitution, sex
